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Steven Wright Quotes

Steven Wright Quotes

Steven Wright is a stand-up comedian known for his deadpan delivery and absurdist one-liners that turn everyday logic inside out. His humor works by stating something that sounds almost reasonable until your brain catches up with the joke.

These quotes are perfect for lightening up a presentation, adding wit to social media posts, or sharing a laugh in conversation. Browse through the collection and enjoy the sideways thinking.

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“What's another word for Thesaurus?”

Steven Wright

“Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.”

Steven Wright

“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.”

Steven Wright

“If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.”

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“Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.”

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