Mark Twain Quotes
Mark Twain was an American writer and humorist whose observations about human nature remain sharp more than a century later. He had a gift for wrapping serious truths in humor, covering everything from honesty to foolishness to the size of the fight in the dog. His wit was dry, his timing was perfect, and his targets were usually deserving.
These quotes are useful for speeches, essays, social media posts, or any occasion that calls for a well-placed one-liner with substance behind it. Browse through and enjoy the ones that make you think while you laugh.
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“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.”
“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”
“If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.”
“If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.”
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”
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