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Lawyer Quotes

Lawyer Quotes

Lawyers occupy a unique place in public life -- respected, relied upon, and regularly the subject of sharp humour. These quotes range from witty observations about the legal profession to thoughtful reflections on law, justice, and the power that attorneys hold.

They work well in law school graduation cards, legal blog posts, courtroom humour collections, or speeches at bar association events. Browse the collection and find the ones that fit your occasion.

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“I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.”

Steven Wright

“The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.”

Arthur Schopenhauer

“The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law.”

Jeremy Bentham

“Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.”

Will Rogers

“It is not what a lawyer tells me I may do; but what humanity, reason, and justice tell me I ought to do.”

Edmund Burke

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